Taylor Black
Region: US
Friday 29 May 2026 19:00:00 GMT
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Deb Wicklein :
It’s so awkward when you drop your one liner and they just stare at you.
2026-05-30 03:07:33
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monstermashgarage :
The divorce papers one is top tier
2026-05-29 19:35:51
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〰️➿D➿〰️ :
So...dad jokes get tips? noted
2026-06-10 00:00:26
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allison :
Not waitressing but when I cashiered if someone apologized for taking a long time I’d go “Don’t worried, I’m paid hourly”
2026-05-30 01:44:58
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SoSoSquish :
went to a restaurant once and got told it was a 20 minute wait, we said ok and sat down. someone came and got us like 2 minutes later and I said "wow, that was quick!" the host said ,"nah, it wasn't quick you guys just waited really fast."
2026-05-30 04:03:30
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Courtney :
I waited on actor Will Fichtner and asked if he wanted bottled sparkling, still, or tap water. He requested tap water so I responded “Lake Erie’s finest coming right up!” He laughed so hard and when he was leaving he brought it up again on the way out. Making a celeb laugh is my claim to fame
2026-05-29 20:21:24
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Rubixx :
My fav line to use is when I ask if there’s anything else they need and they respond with something like “a million bucks” or “winning lottery numbers” I always respond with “if I had that I wouldn’t be here right now”
2026-05-29 19:53:39
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VioletMouse00 :
I'm in retail and the card reader is a little slow. I say, "just hold it still for a sec, it's a little shy." if they smile I say, "it's a rescue." BIG LAUGH
2026-05-30 03:22:45
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Haeley 🍒 :
“One for the homie I guess” I say everytime I spill a drink in front of someone and it always gets me a good tip.
2026-05-29 20:14:39
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｡꩜˚⋆ 𝙼𝚒𝚊 ⋆˚꩜｡ :
making me wanna be a waitress 😭🙏
2026-05-30 00:42:42
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Payton ✨ :
Favorite line I use when I pick up someone’s empty cup or plate “clearly we hated it”
2026-05-29 19:21:23
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stephanie💜🥔 :
If you’re actually good at remembering orders and don’t write things down, pretend you’re writing down the order. But actually draw a stick figure portrait of the guests at the table. Families eat that shit up
2026-05-29 22:03:30
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jayyjayj :
I was a phlebotomist. People would ask me “are you good at your job?” I would always say “depends on my mood”. Always in the same exact tone that they used. 😳😂
2026-06-08 22:48:56
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CJ :
When people tell me they love the food I say “thank god because we do not do refunds”. Always a hit!
2026-06-02 19:59:31
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T0VACANE :
This isn’t acting, this is stand up, improv, and crowd work
2026-05-30 06:45:53
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B. S. ♉️ :
the other day a guy said oh your not paying today. I said I'll make you a deal I'll pay your bill if you pay my rent. he tiped $20 on a $15 bill
2026-06-09 15:48:18
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Zeke :
I was ok until the very end
2026-06-09 03:46:25
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Kayliana 🧸🎀 :
Whenever ppl say “I didn’t order that” or “I don’t want that” to the bill I’ll tell them “oh it comes with the meal!”
2026-06-09 02:44:42
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huggybear626 :
in a drive thru, "would you like a straw? Would you like the receipt? Would you like to talk about your cars extended warranty?" Always a hit 😂
2026-05-30 03:11:34
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Sami :
Had a employee at Culvers bring food out to the pick up spot and he was like, "OH mam! You forgot your chocolate shake!" Then he did a little dance. My daughter was in the car and still teases my husband about it.
2026-05-29 22:54:29
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geesensei :
I’ve met too many serious guests 😩
2026-06-02 21:59:38
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Princess 📚 🎧 :
I hate small talk, but this one is hot and this one has a good personality made me giggle.
2026-05-29 23:10:20
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Paige O :
My one liner was “My name is Paige, like in a book, and if I could read one, I probably wouldn’t be waitressing”
2026-05-30 03:23:38
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jrnmr43vr :
I always hand the bill to the youngest kid at the table and tell them “it’s on you today. It’s time for you to start earning your keep!” They love it!
2026-05-30 11:32:30
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user4634420904186 :
Some one drops a plate I yell “job opening!” 😂
2026-05-30 02:21:39
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