@jorgethevanguard.10: This portrait is absolute monarchy dressed up as a furniture accident — a whole imperial ego stuffed into tights, lace, ermine, curtain fabric, and a wig so catastrophically inflated it looks like the palace chimney coughed onto his skull and everyone was too terrified of prison to mention it. He is standing there like the human embodiment of “because I said so,” wrapped in so much stolen softness and ceremonial upholstery that his entire political philosophy appears to be: make the peasants starve so one man can look like a haunted wedding cake with calves. The red heels, the lace cuffs, the dangling sword, the cane, the smug little pose — every inch of it screams a man so allergic to reality that he had to turn government into theater, economics into extraction, and masculinity into a wigged hostage negotiation with a tailor. #PowderedWigPolitics #ChamberPotMonarchy #VelvetTyrant #ErmineInsecurity #AbsoluteClownery
Jorgethevanguard10
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Friday 29 May 2026 15:21:08 GMT
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electric el :
you roasting royalty throughout history should be its own page 😂
2026-05-29 15:34:27
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Sam 🌙 :
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🤎 Bon Bon 🤎 :
I Just Lost It!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 We need more Royal Roasting!
2026-05-30 12:06:23
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Pasi Raappana :
You’re just jealous of bro’s drip.
2026-05-31 09:52:58
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Titosoto :
What a splendid description of that thing!
2026-06-06 03:06:24
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CayenneLikeThePepper :
I haven't seen you in a while. Glad you're still out here doing this good work.
2026-06-01 03:47:58
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A.Y.A.L.A_222 :
"He's not wearing Power. He's hiding inside it." 🎵squeak🎵 Jorgethevanguard ♾️
2026-05-29 22:46:12
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FlygirlTMT7 :
I’m HOOTIN & HOLLERIN Over here …..
2026-05-31 00:06:27
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The Sun Is Pro Black✊🏽 :
Not “squeaks when he gets angry” is sending me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-05-29 17:31:17
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davidbarksdale63 :
Critical thinking explained with humor, I LOVE IT!!!
2026-06-17 22:11:53
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T.Whirlwind Horse :
😂
2026-05-29 15:51:12
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The_Villainous_Novel😈 :
I have missed seeing you and these amazing readings 😭😭🤣🤣
2026-05-29 16:13:06
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franklinampahkors :
Jorge......you are vicious😅😅😂😂🤣😂
2026-06-01 00:51:40
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blogofdavid :
This guy is better than all the comedy shows
2026-05-30 15:15:14
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Anna Page :
You are being mean 😢. I laughed so hard 😅🥺😳🥰😂. Thanks 🙏 for everything you do. Wowowowowow. Thanks 🙏
2026-05-31 04:41:06
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idnoble :
A poet has spoken. Kudos
2026-06-01 03:09:08
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Veronica :
Jorge when are you going to come up with something similar on TRUMP
2026-06-01 11:50:42
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dilayla abshir :
😂😂😂i love listening to you
2026-06-01 18:59:08
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idoh113 :
Thank you for sharing
2026-05-29 15:53:46
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samiramehovic :
I hope, topic about canopy beds in French castles is somewhere on your list to
2026-06-04 19:40:12
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alisara :
I think he is the alpha male all the bros aspire to be.
2026-07-17 23:01:32
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Marita Sankes :
This could be Orange guy😂.
2026-07-14 23:38:56
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zoeyj :
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