Taylor Black
Region: US
Sunday 31 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT
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3_out_of_4 :
The power of coconut mall should be studied.
2026-05-31 17:50:20
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Sonny :
High school teacher here: I will simply ask, “your parents or your coach?” Then I’ll email the opposite of who they tell me they’d rather me contact.
2026-05-31 15:11:00
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𝖉𝖎𝖉𝖎 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖍 :
student: "what can I do to bring my grade up?" me: "time travel."
2026-05-31 13:11:05
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Jolly J :
when two kids start acting out together I say loudly enough "according to playground rules you two have a crush on each other" I teach high school. works like a charm.
2026-05-31 17:30:31
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B Wigington :
I pretend every student’s middle name is Marie
2026-05-31 13:01:51
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crazycatlady31 :
one of my brothers teachers told them "this isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship" I think he was a government teacher which makes it even better
2026-05-31 13:02:31
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Diana2412Assassin :
"67! 67! 67!" Do I hear that you guys want to write 67 sentences? Hmmm?
2026-05-31 21:06:40
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Donna Deverell :
I teach at a university and can confirm that most of these work on 22-year-olds.
2026-05-31 16:42:55
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SPOOKY SON OF A BITCH :
getting coconut mall'd at school would end me 😭
2026-05-31 16:42:39
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Kaysietaye :
We played Survivor. When a kid was getting on everyone’s nerves, the class would vote someone “off the island”. That student would have to go to a much stricter teacher’s room with a note that read “I have been voted off the island”. They are only welcomed back IF someone else gets voted off.
2026-05-31 12:54:24
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The_Last_Liberal_In_TX :
20 year teacher here: when a kid gets rowdy, I leaned close and said, “you got a booger hanging out of your nose.” No kid can ever not react. No matter how mad they were, they will IMMEDIATELY stop to furiously wipe their nose. De-escalates every time
2026-05-31 14:48:36
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AnnieAvenue :
as a mom, if my kid came home and complained about ANY of these my reply would be "would that have happened if you just did what you were told?" And when they said "no" id say "exactly. thats why im in yiur teachers side. do better" 😂
2026-06-02 01:58:37
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anna :
Lmao my teacher in 4th grade did the magic trash thing we were WORKING
2026-06-04 10:58:23
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Crystal 💎🤘 :
The offerings for reggie unlocked a middle school memory… we did that to a picture of danny devito in the corner of our social studies class
2026-06-01 04:24:36
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Miss Roe & The Floofs :
I have both a tiny violin keychain that plays sad music (I also grab a tissue and dab away fake tears)and a sad trombone that plays a “womp womp womp wooomp” that I play based on the appropriate mood/tone the situation calls for. I had students calling out requests like “play the sad violin for ____, they’re a mess today!” Or “play the trombone for me, I can’t believe I did that!”
2026-06-03 04:31:26
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mindienotmandie :
Not me immediately knowing my son needs a filter partner 😂😂😂
2026-06-04 13:08:56
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Hamwallett :
This is the best! GenX approves
2026-06-04 12:44:45
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Jennifer🌻🦋 :
3 before me....meaning ask 3 friends before asking me. 😂😂😂
2026-06-04 11:06:32
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It’sAuntieMonster! :
Whenever I was absent, I would leave a “Spill the Tea” Google form. Oh they would totally rat on each other! And it was great fun to read!
2026-05-31 19:05:48
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Katherine Bowden :
My new saying when a kid cusses is “that’s a big word for Elmo” and it deeply irritates them
2026-06-01 03:11:20
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purple_green_pink1 :
I’m sure some of these sound cruel to some non-teachers, but most of these are awesome and effective. And usually the kids love it as long as you’re fair and they know you want what’s best for them.
2026-06-01 01:59:31
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Bri Schatz :
Sometimes I’ll randomly say “I heard that” no one ever questions it and it reminds them I’m always listening
2026-06-01 06:13:03
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🪬California-Duchess :
I'm a firm believer matching energy with children is the best form of teaching
2026-05-31 15:42:21
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Chloe Dolin :
When no one is listening I say “chat am I muted?”
2026-05-31 19:56:43
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Megan Atkinson :
Magic trash is the GOAT. I’m 15 years in and it still wins 💗💗💗
2026-06-03 22:04:11
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