@vgtnbail1yh: MY BROTHER SAID, "YOU CAN COME TO DINNER WITH MY FIANCEE'S FAMILY-BUT DON'T CLAIM YOU'RE MY BROTHER. HER DAD'S A FEDERAL JUDGE. IT'D BE EMBARRASSING." MY PARENTS AGREED AND SAT ME AT THE FARTHEST TABLE. THEN THE FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW CAME AROUND WITH DRINKS, REACHED MY TABLE, FROZE, AND SAID, "SIR, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'D BE HERE.part2…