@renegadescienceteacher: To make your own Valkalized Bath Water at home, just mix 3 tablespoons ground deer teeth, 2 cups gender fluid, a pinch of cortisol, and one gallon of fresh squeezed Valkai to each bathtub of water. #Science #biology #water #Christian #movie

Ian MG :

he looks like an ai generated image

Spicy Peanut :

idk what valkalized means

🐠fishy🌎 :

Hehehehe this is the level of petty capitalism I enjoy

Steven Crawford :

Man, I should really have a talk with my son there.

Shark_Knight99 :

I need all of you to go to his merch store and read the full description. I BEG of you.

dekadannt :

Cameron Starling 💛🤍💜🖤 :

Wait, so now I’m a Googledebunker *and* a Valkite?!

Storm_Elf :

😂😂😂 I need some Valkanized bath water now

chris_holton1996 :

Is this movie like, legal, with Forrest being explicitly the inspiration

Dork :

As a current college student getting his Bachelor’s of Science in environmental science and biology, you are a huge inspiration. Might have to buy my Valkalized bath water bottle.

Icky-Vicky :

I swear I've seen that guy somewhere before....

Marcus 🦕🦖🦈🦭 :

Oh god the temptation to buy that

🏴sirenmoth🔻 :

*adds to cart*

Broderj :

this debate HAS to happen!

Frank Clark :

I like being called a Valkite. It sounds pretty cool. Also, guess I have to buy a water bottle.

Andrew :

yoooooo! How much for the bath water 😂

Josh Boyd :

I wish I weren’t broke because I would love that water bottle

Middle-Earthling 🧙‍♂️ :

We are now Valkites, understood

KingStoopa :

already ordered my valkalized bath water

Amethyst :

valkites together, silly

Entourage-Thundering-Echo :

do you ship to Australia? I need this lol

Nolls :

Can I moderate this debate? 🥰

Ancha Sanderson :

Valkryia forever