@greysonhoelzel: Saw you from across the room and loved your vibe

depressika :

I immediately felt ugly. Don’t do that.

saronic.rose :

Oh bud. 😭 I would assume you hate me.

delany baum :

My guy…that is not what’s conveyed AT ALL 💀

Dee :

Would you maybe consider this instead

Ƙʀɪsᴛꫀɴ :

I would interpret that as, “I see you looking, but I’m not interested and trying to be nice about it.”

Sierra :

What’s the success rate of this move?

Just Leave it Blank :

This would work on me.

undeuxtwatkat :

yeah I read this the exact opposite

Cryptonym :

My response

Lisa Johnson :

Greyson.. friend.. we need to work on these😭😭

jinxedpeach :

We love Jim. But that was Jim looking at Dwight. Try Jim looking at Pam

Stella :

I would’ve taken that as “this is awkward we made eye contact and I don’t want to talk to you, I’m gonna dip soon”

AC AmaCo :

Yeah, don’t do that.

April :

“The Jim Halpert” took me OUT. 😂😂😂

brwnsgrbear :

Don’t do anything with your mouth if you can’t make it into a smile. Eye tag her twice, if you can manage, raise your eyebrows the second time. If she tags you a third time, go over, introduce yourself and ask her name. Tell her you get nervous doing this but couldn’t help but to keep looking at the prettiest girl in the room.

Sheena🌺Marie :

I see that look then… oh… he hates me.

George Vanderbilt Huddersfield :

You have a good at least

Lo :

lol same

Amy :

Those are totally I’m not interested faces, sorry.

alec :

You should know this gives “what are you looking at me for?” energy

gina :

Are you sure?

brianna :

can we attempt a soft smile perhaps

Magdalena Villacorta :

Mak🤍 :

Uhhh that reads “you keep making eye contact with me weirdo “ or “sheesh” (in a bad way) in my mind and I would be leaving the bar immediately, assuming I stink or I was being way too annoying 😭😂