@aalex6890: "YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE TO YOUR BROTHER," MY DAD SNAPPED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE FAMILY. EVERYONE LAUGHED. MY FACE FLUSHED, BUT I ONLY SAID: "OKAY." THE NEXT MORNING, HE SCOFFED: "FINALLY KNOW YOUR PLACE?" THEN HE SAW MY ROOM — EMPTY. THE FAMILY LAWYER RUSHED IN, VISIBLY SHAKEN: "SIR... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"