“Then why don’t you just fire me if I’m such a bad employee?”
2026-05-31 18:01:49
10675
kya.samasya.hai :
“My last work environment was toxic, that’s why I can’t show up fully in my current work environment.”
2026-06-01 00:31:22
5329
Amanda :
this is my first impression of you, no notes!
2026-06-17 17:39:56
1
Zornaph :
and he was fired out of nowhere....
2026-05-31 18:15:24
2341
Ashitaka🇨🇦 :
“Maybe you should just be more grateful about all those times I DID do my job, that might encourage me to do my job more often.”
2026-05-31 16:51:59
1386
Pisskitty :
*quits job* *texts boss in the middle of the night begging him to send money*
2026-06-01 03:31:20
1242
Grambo :
No, but like my grandma died when I was eleven and I can’t function properly. That’s why I’m always messing up.
2026-05-31 11:42:10
2619
Colyolyoly :
"I'm only 46, I'm not ready to commit to a career just yet"
2026-06-01 04:44:30
1554
aleisha murray :
I fear this won't reach the audience it really needs to. my god this was spot on.
2026-05-31 12:34:56
1040
MJ aka MOMMIE :
“Wait, I thought this job was part time I have 4 other side hustles”
2026-05-31 22:01:24
284
Amie :
“Nothing I do is good enough anyway”
2026-05-31 20:28:30
374
Tofu :
“I’ve behaved all week and I’m not getting promoted? So what’s the point maybe I will just go to the other job anyway”
2026-05-31 11:42:27
869
bzebub👿 :
“I know you’re paying me for 40 hours but that’s just too much for me right now. I’m really more of a part time kind of guy. ”
2026-06-01 02:35:28
153
user7424088034948 :
“IM NEVER GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU” 🧔🏻♂️
2026-05-31 21:04:16
101
LeAndrena :
I know I pursued this job persistently, even though your company didn’t want to hire me. I kept showing up and even offered to work for free as a friend of the company. When you guys finally hired me, I was such an amazing employee, but having my dream job scared me and so I quit and then begged for my job back several times until the company had to lock the door and block access.
2026-06-01 09:53:30
193
Tamara Nadia Tmusic Rostova :
“My grandma died 20 years ago so I really can’t give myself fully to this job “
2026-06-01 08:56:17
71
eat the rich. :) :
"you should honestly just fire me cause i truly dont deserve the company" *continues to do the same thing he apologized for*
2026-05-31 19:03:01
85
Tammkenn :
And “I’m just bad at emailing…I can’t send emails all day…I got other things going on”
2026-06-02 19:07:26
23
Sunflower :
“Oh you don’t like how I communicate on Teams? I guess I’ll just delete the app all together then”
2026-06-01 14:03:43
48
jrixxa :
I don’t want to officially be employed here because I’m not ready for the job, but I really like this company. So, don’t hire anybody else and I will show up whenever I want. But I expect you to pay me like a full time employee and give me all the benefits. Why should I be treated like an employee? Because maybe I will be one day if I’m ready.
2026-05-31 16:11:35
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KazMania96 :
Wdym I’m not an employee? Yeah I didn’t officially sign the contract, I don’t really want anyone to know I work here and I don’t really know how to do this job but at least I show up to work!1!!1
2026-05-31 11:40:27
283
Wishesarentforstars :
"I just want you to know that I thought about doing above the minimum requirements of my job. What do you mean you're not gonna reward me for that and just thinking about doing it isn't enough?"