Paul Conway
Region: US
Sunday 31 May 2026 20:43:38 GMT
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MAllan :
"*any four digit number*" "good year.."
2026-06-01 05:02:12
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The ‘Zel 🩶🪐 :
“did you try calling it?” when someone lost something that isn’t there phone. i have WAY overused this one
2026-06-01 00:13:04
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It’s Me, Margaret :
I love a good bit
2026-06-16 03:31:31
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Evan :
I like saying “I’m trying to quit” when someone asks if I want water
2026-05-31 23:27:56
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Kaye :
my wife always says "sorry I'm a vegetarian" whenever someone asks if she wants to hold their baby
2026-06-01 10:07:52
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kaitfromscratch 🇨🇦 :
"did you get a haircut?" "I got them all cut."
2026-06-01 01:06:22
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Maddie (buck) :
I always say “that’s what big ___ wants you to think.” When someone is telling/convincing you of something obvious. “Hey you shouldn’t eat expired yogurt” “that’s what big yogurt wants you to think”
2026-06-01 19:59:03
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JohnnyFive :
I like using “I’ll tell you when you’re older” for situations where someone asks for clarification.
2026-06-01 18:16:07
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That one_kid27 :
I like saying "truth be told", or "between you and me" when giving someone information that is very obvious.
2026-06-01 01:54:08
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Danger Dan :
“It’s bigger than my house” when looking at an objectively large building
2026-06-01 02:02:34
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quartsneeze :
Saying “yeah no, just put that anywhere” when someone drops something
2026-06-02 17:26:02
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Melanie :
Whenever I’m with people and can see a city scape, doesn’t matter what city I always say “ah, the big apple”
2026-06-01 18:54:09
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Candi 🐾 :
I like saying "tomato tomato" but pronounce them the same
2026-06-02 13:07:12
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Chick Pea :
whenever my husband points out a nice car I’ll say “ooo what car is that? a Honda civic?” he get soooo annoyed lmao
2026-06-01 03:20:57
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Bboone :
You can also say “no thanks, I’m driving” when rejecting literally anything
2026-06-01 13:51:44
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Carl makes weird videos :
a whole ass conversation on the phone and then saying "wrong number"
2026-06-01 04:19:20
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carter 🍸 :
“worst birthday ever” when there’s a minor inconvenience and it’s not your birthday
2026-06-02 01:42:28
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Ashley :
when somebody makes a declarative statement, like "I'm going to the toilet", reply with "I believe you". I do this constantly
2026-06-01 22:19:21
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octernion :
“they said it couldn’t be done” every time
2026-06-01 15:46:09
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David 🇮🇪 :
“5 second rule” when someone spills a liquid
2026-06-03 02:49:43
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Jessica :
“This will only make me stronger” when any small or minor inconvenience happens.
2026-06-02 01:38:23
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Ryan Duggan :
“Can I get a hit of that” when asking someone for a sip of water
2026-06-01 00:22:58
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kit (chappell’s version) :
responding to literally everything with “and i’ve always said that”
2026-06-01 17:58:30
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Tams N Company :
After my spouse and I hang out with family or good friends we’ve known awhile, as soon as we’re out of earshot one of us will say “they seem nice”
2026-06-01 20:41:45
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Reed :
Whenever someone asks me if I own something but its larger than you could fit in your pocket I always say, "Like on me?" "Do you have a Playstation?" "Like, on me?"
2026-06-01 03:52:34
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