@b268885: AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING DINNERSHE THOUGHT IT'D BEFUNNY TO INTRODUCEME LIKE: "THIS IS MYSTEPSISTER -JUST A NURSE."AND LAUGHED DAD BURST OUT LAUGHING.MOM SMIRKED.UNTIL...GROOM'S FATHER STARED AT ME:"WAIT, YOU'RE THE GIRL WHO..99 HIS NEXT WORDS... FROZE THE ENTIRE ROOM.