@reddithsef: MY DAD CALLED ME AT 1:47 A.M. "SATURDAY, YOU CAN JOIN YOUR SISTER'S FIANCÉ'S FAMILY FOR DINNER, BUT KEEP QUIET." I ASKED WHY. MOM SNAPPED: "HIS DAD'S A FEDERAL JUDGE. DON'T EMBARRASS US, YOU ALWAYS DO." I SMILED: "FINE." DURING THE TOAST, THE JUDGE SUDDENLY STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME: "HELLO, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. WHO ARE YOU TO THEM?" THE ROOM FELL DEAD SILENT...

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