@colbyandceleste: “why is it so hard to find a girlfriend” 😭 #skit #cringe #satire #thatoneguy #manchild

Flying Shmoopie :

My husband said his type was Jessica Rabbit😏

Molly🤍 :

Someone hold my hand, I’m scared

Ghostie :

You want a goth baddie without makeup? "Give me a pizza with nothing."

Esti :

And then "WE CANT CONTROL OUR HEIGHT"

chickennug2863 :

Hold my left pinky toe I’m scared

☆♤Killian♤☆ :

"natural look but a goth baddie" 😭

🇻🇦Night_lady¦🪽 :

Even my type is more realistic

♤ :

"why am I single?"

｡✯~Alice~✯｡ :

Val :

goth and no make up how

słodki_ludek :

Let's scroll together

Chickeningay :

as if girls don't constantly fantasize about men over 6' when its around 15% of men

AmortyzatoryKAY/O :

"but we can't control our height"

bambi :

Do i care? No. Is my Boyfriend like that? No. Did i still get mad? Yes.

Purple Drank :

now do the exaggerated version

yusuf oh 🏛️🌩️🩺 :

They want a goth girlfriend but they're conservative, like make it make sense

giulia ᖭ༏ᖫ :

and the max height is 1.55

𝓛𝓾𝓬𝔂 🥀 :

“She can just decide to stop growing hair when she’s with me” BOY I WISH