@dalethemortician: #StoryTime w/ @dalethemortician 🍿 Now, I’m not knockin @Denny's Diner bc I love their food but I definitely want to have my last meal at a classier place. Where’s your fancy last dinner gonna be at? #dalethemortician #songofthecicada #dennysdiner #keepitclassy

The Gnome :

This guy is lowkey adorable lol

HULKHOGAN :

This guy isn’t creepy at all

🍼🐇 :

“I Almost Died In A Denny’s” sounds like a bonus track on a Lana Del Rey album

Bluebell :

mad scientist vibes 😁

Kate :

he was made for this job

jac_cat16 :

Your giggle is everything Dale

Jefavobrabander :

He makes me think of him

Doctor NOS :

I like this guy

LeeLeeT :

not at Denny's😭 lol

Mitty :

Idk how to explain it but his job matches him perfectly lol

Local Egirl :

"I almost died in a Dennys" is a pop punk song title

Tawnee :

love this dude

Lucyf1r :

I would love to train under you. im certain your knowledge is vast and invaluable

ABee87 :

Not the Dennys

Cody :

✨️harambe67✨️ :

Dale, I think you might be my new favorite person

OogelyBoogely :

Dale, you’re peculiar. I dig it.

Zorlak :

If this isn’t my mortician, then I don’t wanna die

Sarahs.Sunshine.Salon :

You're like Mort in real life! That's amazing! ❤️

BeaverFart :

in the best way possible he looks like a mortician 😅

Cactiwithwifi🌵 :

he's so cute 😩 I wanna put him in a little rocking chair and listen to his stories