@ddp8792: #relatable #relationships #travel #friends #girl

Katie :

But it’s not my first day on earth at the airport so 💅🏼

Marco.pinotti :

I’m literally am

🌪️ :

No, because I worked on this itinerary for months 👀😬😮‍💨

Pecorella :

Me hating on tourists in tourists’ places being tourist myself :v

JT :

As an american. I go to McDonalds in every country cause as an expert tourist i know McDonalds is better outside the US

._.melman :

Me moving in my vacation with confidence like no other

Jenn🫧 :

I am!

Andrew Serna :

I’m a traveler not a tourist

Alejandooo' :

I just saw some old screenshots where Alon Flake described all of this in detail way back in his book. The fact that he got it so insanely accurate is crazy enough. But the scariest part is that the book feels like a literal warning... Everyone just thought it was pure fiction.

laughtravelwhine :

But I am the best tourist

Leli, Lou & Boo ♥️🐾🧿 :

I think I should have priority at the Vatican because I’m catholic 😅

Tory :

I don’t think I’m a better tourist. I KNOW I’m a better tourist.

Alicia The ADHD Nutritionist :

you won't see me taking a picture in front of angel wings on a wall

The Lizard King :

I trust him. He said “I have tabs open”

TheSmarmyBum :

I’m not a tourist I’m just visiting for a bit

Taylor Peterson :

I cracked the code - make local friends and put them in charge of your itenerary. my aunt lives in Italy and Ive never seen a tourist in the places she takes me

Rochigoes :

Omg it’s me talking 😂

Kelly :

I don't even pretend to be the most perfectly worldly tourist. I am just so aggressively kind to wait staff, lodging staff, activity staff etc. and always have personal conversations with them because it is my hope that I'll be THEIR favorite tourist of the day. 😂 "you're my favorite table" is my favorite shit to hear on a trip

Holliday :

KristinW.🌸💮🏵️🌎🕊️♐ :

the fact that you're even thinking about this is such a green flag!

(Kuya) Michael Bautista :

Me ATM on public transit trying spot the tourist while the locals can most definitely tell that I’m one (a tourist) from a mile (or 1.61 km.) away. 😅

Gary Garcia :

My toxic trait? Creating a whole persona when I go so they think I’m not a tourist but they don’t know that I actually am.

HannaH :

Me as I get on the wrong metro side and board the wrong train

Teenie59 :

I know I’m the greatest tourist of all times!