@redditysha: AFTER MY FATHER'S FUNERAL,MY BROTHER GOT THEMANSION. MY SISTER GOTTHE COMPANY.IGOT...MYGRANDFATHER'S BROKENWATCH. EVERYONE LAUGHEDWHEN THE LAWYER HANDEDIT TO ME. THREE DAYS LATER, AFOUR-STAR GENERAL KNOCKEDON MY DOOR AND ASKED:‘HAVE YOU OPENED THEBACK OF THAT WATCH YET?'