My cousin said “ the best part about starting a new job is 4 new grandparents”….🤷🏽♀️
2026-06-02 17:51:59
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Taylor 🌼 :
As funny as these are, it’s actually sad we have to go to these extremes to take a day of rest. 😅😭
2026-06-02 17:15:51
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user1669098304171 :
"After 14 straight days working". This is why you need employment laws 😂.
2026-06-27 10:27:03
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OntarioGirl 🇨🇦 :
Damn. I feel guilty when I call in and I'm actually sick. I need to level up
2026-06-02 18:14:26
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TLove :
Always say you have diarrhea. Literally can’t work any where 😭
2026-06-02 16:23:04
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BETSoNE :
i tell them there's something wrong with my eyes...
i can't see myself at work today.
2026-06-02 15:13:56
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theCoquetteCorner🦢🎀🦢 :
When I don’t wear make up I look sick, one day I just didn’t want to wear makeup and my boss sent me home sick. I needed a day off so I took it!
2026-06-02 16:46:05
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SoupMueller :
my friends and I passed around a picture of a positive covid test to show our various bosses. We went golfing instead
2026-06-02 15:58:43
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🌻 J A S E Y :
Called in sick once (not at my current job in case anyone I work with sees this) because I had a therapy appointment. I went to Hobby Lobby. Retail therapy is therapy. 🤷🏼♀️
2026-06-02 16:26:46
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Mad3llin_Mtl 🇨🇦🇩🇴 :
Every time I get an oil change I take a picture of my car when it’s lifted in a different angle than the last picture so I have an album of pictures to use with the excuse my car is at the mechanic 😅
2026-06-02 17:41:59
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DeafTexasNerd :
I had just finished working on my boat and wanted to take it out on lake Austin and I called my boss and said I feel too good to come to work so I’m taking the boat out. He says hang on and I hear him tell his boss he didn’t feel good and needed to leave. Then he gets back on the phone with me and says come get me and I’ll buy beer 😂🤣
2026-06-03 22:34:20
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lorikkeele :
I called in dead on a Friday. My boss asked if I thought I might be alive by Monday, I said hopefully.
2026-06-02 23:56:10
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0rk :
my grandma died years ago...they didnt know that 😬
2026-06-28 07:17:10
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Mixed Skin :
My boss denied my time request off SIX WEEKS in advance. I got a new job 2 weeks later and quit.
2026-06-03 05:08:09
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sageandsynapse :
My bio dad that I’m estranged from I learned he passed away on his fb page- I figured he owes me 5 days bereavement at the very least
2026-06-03 18:28:43
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ESE :
HR Currently watching this 👀
🤣
2026-06-03 16:29:21
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Coby33 :
During Covid they made us take our temp before coming into work. I drove with the heat on in my truck and my forehead as close to the heater as I could…..103.3 and a day off work
2026-06-03 19:19:00
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Joshua Barnes :
The Frank Gallagher excuse is genuis 🥰
2026-06-04 01:24:05
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2Die4 :
My dad died. I have an obituary from canva. My dad is alive and a deadbeat so he’s dead to us regardless lol
2026-06-02 22:30:42
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kaspriaLahni :
Not work but a HARD college prof. My best friend told me I had just about 3 hours to get home and be his best man at his elopement (I was at school about 2.5-3 hours away…told my prof my dad was in the hospital….my MOM called him too and expanded the lie so I could make it. She had a suit waiting for me when I sped into town…we had been friends since Kinder so mom knew I wouldn’t want to miss his big day!
2026-06-02 16:09:51
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tuleto2018 :
When going thru a horrendous divorce I went to work anyway after crying all night. My boss paid for a massage for me and told me to take a few days off paid. I loved her 💗
2026-06-02 15:43:54
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MamaVa :
As a manager, I dont care about an excuse. Just let me know you are not gonna be there. idc if you are sick, just dont feel like it, cool. take care of you.
2026-06-02 21:39:45
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Jillian :
I worked at a huge call center. Pulled into the parking lot and called my supervisor and said "there are no parking spots available, seems you have enough staff so I am going home" and hung up on him. Left and picked up my kids to go to the zoo. I walked in the next day and did not say a word and got to work... was never mentioned again. 😂
2026-06-02 17:14:04
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Shelia Wright155 :
Co worker caught me coming in late when she showed up extra early. She immediately texted our boss and told her and my boss texted me to see if I was OK. I told her I was sick and my boss told me to give the work that needed to be done to said co worker 😂. Went home relaxed.
2026-06-02 17:03:47
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The cheese dragon :
My supervisor, who’s a stickler, was out. I went to the other supervisor and told him I had a raging case of apathy and he sent me home
2026-06-03 21:12:37
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