@focuswithgg: The confidence some people have during an argument is truly impressive. 😂 Especially when their entire survival plan depends on you. #relationshiphumor #couplememes #marriedlife #funnymemes #fyp 😆

🌸JESS🌸 :

Literally trust me with YOUR life and you wanna act up?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vichevoyan :

That’s why I canceled my life insurance policy, so there’s no incentive for my “unexpected and unsolvable” missing case 😑🤦🏻‍♂️

addie🇨🇦 :

During our last argument I looked at my husband and said " youre awfully brave to piss off the person who cooks for you and makes you tea". As I was actively watering the wild fox glove that surrounds our farm. He shut up real quick lol

𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔥 ࿊ :

I read this to him and he just giggled, the audacity 😒

claudiabunu :

The confidence of a man who has never once asked, ‘What’s in this?🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MadGabbie702 🍒 :

Mine has said i could poison him and it would be okay because at least he’ll die happy😳

nunya bidness :

you forfeit plausible deniability for internet points. 😁

ysn :

does he fix your car tho?

🖤𝒴𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝓃𝒾𝒶 𝒞🖤 :

Right beginning to look like we gon be on an episode of forensic files!😑😑

seanmydske :

She sent this to me 🥰

kaylie :

felony.

🧚🏻‍♀️ :

A man that I bare his children clean his house rais his kids provide intimacy and emotional support for him have connections with his family regardless of what they do or say yes I would think he got some nerve to argue with me

Brittny Hunchak :

I always tell my husband to be careful with his next meal lmao

natural.wo.man :

like i could literally poison you lol

Caitlin :

I laughed at this and realized it’s the same in reverse. I also do all that and I act up anyways 😂😂😂😂

Chloewauzi :

…. you’re right.

Celinereads :

THE AUDAAAACITYYYYY

Popsy :

I know what u mean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nova :

He sent me this 😅

mari_m255 :

😂😂😂😂 That is what we called till death do us part 😂

Neryida Hernandez :

Or he wants to argue when im chopping away with a butcher knife 😅

mellowdee_91 :

Mine said … He ain’t scared 🥱

Mary Rose 🌹 :

I’d never do that to my husband so he wouldn’t even have to worry 😌 for better or for worse💕

Bubba :

Wow 😂

Ohanaloca :