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Alexis Pixle :
are you by chance a marine biologist, this feels like the attitude most marine biologists ive met have towards the horseshoe crab
2026-06-03 01:21:29
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sccrgk04 :
That’s their secret for survival….for hundreds of millions of years, there’s some guido patrolling the beach yeeting them back into the ocean… 😆
2026-06-04 03:27:09
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TDUFF :
Their blood is one of the most expensive liquids
2026-06-04 09:10:46
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Daniel Holland :
“Hardback piece of shit” fucking roasted
2026-06-03 12:15:04
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Trump did 911 :
Minding their own business, hunting for food then gets called an idiot for existing. Sounds like middleschool
2026-06-03 11:34:24
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Trevelyan Dovah :
They survived all 5 mass extinction events btw
2026-06-04 04:12:55
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Space_Trash686 :
Unhinged Rancher: Aquatic Edition
2026-06-03 15:29:49
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awildnige :
Evolution doesn’t always mean optimized, it just means they survived lol
2026-06-02 22:14:47
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Nicky :
500 million years and it also doesn’t have a way to flip itself back over
2026-06-03 20:21:58
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Fityz732 :
This has to be filmed somewhere in Monmouth County NJ lol the beach looks like it belongs
2026-06-02 23:22:24
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_forensick :
horseshoe crabs are some of my faves because they are so biologically fascinating, yet they're dumb as fucking rocks sometimes
2026-06-03 18:11:14
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✮StarGirl✮ :
horseshoe crabs r kinda stupidly cute ngl
2026-06-03 15:44:43
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Trash-Potato :
I once saw someone say they had millions of years to figure out how to flip themselves back over but still don't have a clue 😂
2026-06-03 16:18:08
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crazyfroglady :
"Two trips around the Milky Way Galaxy and you can't find out how to get back IN THE FUCKING OCEAN?!" 😂
2026-06-04 01:24:25
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Wild Aloof Rebel :
oh they're the pandas of the ocean 😂 thank you for helping them so aggressively yet generously 🥰
2026-06-02 22:35:39
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Elisa DeChane :
“The old drop off…bitch” lmao
2026-06-04 09:10:38
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eloquentredneck :
literally the perfect organism. unless it gets flipped over. then its fucked
2026-06-04 05:43:08
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blue King :
no, the sunfish is probably the dumbest one. it doesn't even realize it's getting eaten or has a bunch of parasites eating it from the inside out
2026-06-04 03:22:38
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SophiesoSophisticated :
theyre like toddlers who never learned how to not toddler haha
2026-06-02 23:43:30
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The Holy Cody :
"yah freak" is killing me 😂😂😂
2026-06-04 03:44:32
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MantaRayCyrus :
Did you know they are closer to spiders than they are crabs?
2026-06-04 05:40:21
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American_joe :
"you hardback piece of shit" got me lol
2026-06-03 23:16:17
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kunundrum0 :
as they say east coast people are kind but not nice 👍
2026-06-03 03:21:25
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X'Avier Smith :
"Getcha ass out!"
2026-06-03 10:00:39
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