@teddynonstop: POV: You're scrolling the internet peacefully... 😭 Then you stumble across a man singing: 🎵 “I'm the watermelon, Snicker bar, wiener man...” 🎵 Me: “…what?” 😅 pause Because I want to laugh... But I also feel like laughing might somehow get me put on a government watchlist. 😭 Me staring at the screen like: “Is this comedy?” “Performance art?” “An untreated fever dream?” Nobody knows. 😅 The worst part is that it's so ridiculous your brain can't stop replaying it. Me three hours later: “…why do I still know the lyrics?” 😭 Some videos entertain you. Others move into your head rent-free and refuse to leave. #WhatDidIJustSee #InternetChaos #TikTokHumor #realtalk #BrainRot 😭