@pwysit62: AT MY ENGAGEMENT PARTY, MY DAD STOOD UP, TOASTED: "TO MY DAUGHTER-WHO FINALLY FOUND A MAN DESPERATE ENOUGH." 60 GUESTS GASPED. MY FIANCE STARTED TO STAND, BUT I HELD HIS ARM. I CALMLY WALKED TO THE FRONT, OPENED MY LAPTOP, AND SHOWED ONE DOCUMENT. MY DAD'S BUSINESS PARTNER DROPPED HIS GLASS.