@ruby_doobie6: Thought this was clever.

pancakestalli8g.myrtle :

the birds work for the bougwazee (idk how to spell that last word but hopefully you guys get it)

kikidooley236 :

this is as funny as you think it is😂

rosie ꩜ :

atothewall :

Grammar Police :

You're*

Kit_Kat_Break :

WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR EVERY TIME YOU ARE NEAR?!

Kelly :

the most original thought i’ve ever heard

anaaaaaaa :

No, ‘cause why do they suddenly appear huh??

𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞 :

No, but… like… it tracks

h0neill :

Ts the funniest shi I’ve ever seen

mattiecamp :

I will never hear this song unsuspiciously again

Silly🥹✌️ :

Here's the full convo: lady: "Sooo... why do birds suddenly appear?" Guy: "I don't know what you mean?!" lady: "I wasn't finished, why do they appear EVER SINGLE TIME you are near!?"

rosie the fearless :

Genius 😭

ellsconi :

You’re a fucking genius, this is genuinely hilarious

👄Nibbly👄 :

Oh you’re funny

teacake._.08 :

No cuz you got a point… its not quite adding up

flamingtwig2 :

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life

Merlîn :

I got a good explanation for that, let me just talk to this pigeon real quick