@gluedtofoodvids: Cap’n Crunch’s Native American origin story. History, taste test and review of Cap’n Crunch. #mukbang #foodhistory #foodreview #cereal #breakfast

Gas Station Hotdog :

Cap’n Crunch doesn’t cut your mouth if you’re pure of heart and filled with whimsy

Rayven.png :

9001234 :

It pairs so well with slightly irony tasty of a scratched oral palate

Thorhammerscribe :

Scurvy sores? Seriously wtf

🌷𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼🌷 :

Captain crunch be cutting up my mouth

hypnosnurtle :

he's actually a commander not a captain

🏳️‍⚧️Mechanica 🜬☭⚢ main✝️ :

I've never seen it without the berries

Riggerbean :

I always thought they were barrels for some reason. It made sense to me as a kid.

𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙧𝙤𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵🪽 :

the little tidbits of misinformation are taking me out 😭

Snails :

I fucks with Cap'n Crunch heavy.

Ace :

Well, he’s not even a captain with the rankings on his uniform. He’s actually a Commander, which is below a captain.

melij102 :

Ive never sailed with the Cap’n

Rad, Phoenix, et al :

Wait is this true?!

Caboodl :

nothing keel hauls the roof of your mouth like the captain does

Tinycomedian :

Have you tasted Captain crunch lately? Two bites and it’s turning into powder and soggy it is a soggy cereal I have ever seen.

lady :

That survey is rather ironic because capn is one of the cereals that gets soggy the fastest

Mickey 🦽❌ :

It’s Cap’n not Captain

user9773873048258 :

I thought it was peanut butter flavored

Ms. Merita's Hard Candy :

wait a minute..... the sun is hot?

ᥱᥡᥱᥙsᥱr🤙 :

I'm assuming they also discovered on that day that the sky was blue

Nightmare :

There is a fruit that tastes like the milk left behind from this cereal, it's called Jamaican cherry.

Joe Bartolozi says Drink Water :

The Crunch is Peak

Snufkin :

Horatio Magellan Crunch

Sum ranter I guess :

So he just like me fr😭😭