@christenareckless: But am I wrong? 👀 #dadjokes #comedy #jokes #parenthood

Parker Featherston :

The way I confidently said “seagulls” I’m too tired for this rn

julius bernotas :

my favorite birds

busstop352 :

what you know about that?

Chris Powers :

“Cheers to the storks who bring cute babies, the crows who bring ugly babies, and the swallows who bring no babies at all”

𝐿𝑜𝓇𝒾 :

so totally random you look like Brooklyn from Jurassic word Camp Cretaceous. really pretty tho

Morflora :

I thought it would be the tit

Vraan_the_lizard_wizard :

goddessrarityAF :

*checks notes. whelp she's not wrong😅

jonstumm66 :

Best one I've heard today...

panthar :

those tats are amazing omg

Kathy Ribas :

I was sat for some folk lore and got a dad joke instead. I'm not mad, I'm just saying. 🤣😂🤣

crackerjack865 :

my dumbass said crow 🤦

scottythethot :

I always thought eagles De-liver people

shane sweeney :

heard that one when I was 13 n I'm Gen X, but it is adorable when u tell it....😂

Damian Parker :

I genuinely didn't expect that

jake ❌ :

Good 1😂

RabidHobo44 :

You’re really pretty

CannibaltheMusical :

what about emus

timber :

Souly Medicated :

FREAK :

Lol