@ydudish734: My girlfriend said, "I'm pregnant... but the baby isn't yours. I just want things to stay peaceful."I smiled and said, "Alright, whatever you want." The next day,I canceled our apartment lease, forwarded her message to her ex, and sent a gift basket to his house that said, "Congratulations - you're going to be a dad!" Two hours later, his wife called -her first words made me heart stop, and what happened next...