Gregory Johnstone
Region: US
Friday 05 June 2026 22:55:34 GMT
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Deadgurldancing48🆘🇺🇸🇵🇸 :
Tomorrow is my birthday, in case the universe wants to give me a really lovely gift.
2026-06-05 22:59:36
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Monkey :
in the words of King Julian, "how long is this going to take?!"
2026-06-05 23:26:18
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AK2NC :
Well, since you’re there anyway…..
2026-06-06 11:14:03
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Anita Saavedra795 :
still waiting
2026-06-06 01:31:39
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Drakkina(1,237) 🆘🇺🇸🐉🏳️🌈 :
Itinerary; Fart, nap, lie. Nap, lie, fart. Lie, fart, nap.
2026-06-06 01:12:18
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Val3ri3.87 :
You are giving me hope ……. You have predicted a few things
2026-06-05 22:59:43
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MizzCommunication :
-he breathes- "God dammit!" all of us exclaim in unison.
2026-06-05 23:48:29
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WhoNamedThatDogRon? :
please not until Tuesday when to get back to Philly!! I'm in Texas and won't be comfortable celebrating to the full extent!!!
2026-06-06 00:43:21
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MM :
Dammit he woke up 😩
2026-06-05 22:58:57
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Pixie696Banned :
and the champagne stays in the fridge…
2026-06-06 00:30:40
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Tiny Cool :
I haven’t had a decent birthday in decades…come on universe. Give me one this year. Please?
2026-06-06 04:31:04
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Kai :
Me and him share the same birthday. It'd be great to have an amazing gift to remember every birthday
2026-06-06 05:45:19
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Nancy :
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Flatulence as proof of life took me out.
2026-06-06 03:04:35
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Cupcake Murder :
This is taking way longer that it should...
2026-06-05 23:08:37
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caffeine.plz 📚☕ :
Close enough, I'm calling it a prediction. Come on Gregstradamus
2026-06-06 02:23:19
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Belly13 :
I raised my fyp righttt
2026-06-06 03:35:08
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ThatsMrBatman2u :
I laughed way too hard at this
2026-06-06 06:00:38
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Stormbow :
How ultimately unfortunate.
2026-06-06 04:07:00
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⋆｡°✩ it’s me… Jessica ✩°｡⋆ :
May you have just predicted it Gregstradamus 🙏
2026-06-06 01:48:28
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Kristen Flanigan :
oh great gregstradamus, please post a " skit " of the big beautiful obituary finally being posted. PLEASE 😭
2026-06-06 03:05:44
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Vi :
I got so excited all of a sudden
2026-06-06 00:28:07
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ckbtcoep5ga :
I haven’t had my coffee yet FYP
2026-06-06 09:14:48
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minitostada :
My birthday is this month. It would be an amazing gift to me and the world lol
2026-06-06 02:45:34
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Tomasutra333 :
darn so close 😕😒
2026-06-06 07:00:28
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