He’s absurdly handsome there. Those lips! It’s maddening. Even now, a touch bloated, a touch faded, Schwartz remains stubbornly adorable, a perpetual witness to the very worst moments of our lives.
2026-07-16 07:11:31
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ElderMillenialLady :
Swartz is a Libra stellium
2026-06-06 02:36:00
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Cleo Rising :
Perpetual witness about Schwartz has me dead. 😂
2026-06-06 02:53:25
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colby :
schwartz is a monitoring spirit
2026-06-07 12:41:10
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amsloane :
Schwartz on the valley is his witness final form. The scene with him Jesse and Danny is basically being in the room at the Chernobyl plant
2026-06-06 18:57:33
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KATE :
schwartz absolutey MOGGING on the couch
2026-06-06 12:47:52
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HereIam :
And Schwartz and Doute are besties. Ironic.
2026-07-02 14:48:26
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Sara :
Schwartz has seen so much 😂
2026-06-06 05:44:35
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maxinewhiteleyy :
Full body chills
2026-06-06 06:06:11
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Kiki :
I can’t wait for him to comment on this
2026-06-06 02:32:37
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fatimamilanazrealtor :
Literally the scene of Jesse and Danny. Schwartz is just sitting there like 👀
2026-06-06 20:17:22
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nora🧸☕️💌💫 :
i can confirm i randomly met him on facetime from my friend who randomly saw him at a restaurant in LA 😭 HES EVERYEHERE LMFAO
2026-06-07 05:10:03
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Vale :
I love that this recap is going at the same time as my rewatch. I just watched this episode today 😂 The green dress was so desperate. I feel so bad for Kristen 🥲
2026-06-08 02:52:29
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Kels :
Shwartz whole life was an all time low
2026-06-06 02:28:27
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ky :
hes a monitoring spirit
2026-06-07 02:43:40
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rachaelanders :
He was always at the scene of the crime
2026-06-06 03:14:47
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Kali Silvestro :
MINION DRAG😭😭😭😭
2026-06-06 02:28:22
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ᥴꪖ𝘴ꫀꪗ☯︎ :
thats why he is always disassociating.
2026-06-06 15:45:22
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Sara Chater :
Lara I beg for you to throw away this necklace
2026-06-06 05:46:19
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limeade :
we need the serpent clip
2026-06-07 04:53:38
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caitlyn! :
always at the scene of the crime
2026-06-08 04:05:07
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