imagine: you're lounging in your bathtub after a long week of competitive hole-digging practice. you reach to turn on the faucet... but as soon as the water begins to run, you realize something is wrong. stricken with fear, you look down, only to find that hot molten lava is flowing rapidly from the dap, over your fingles and toesies. yes, it seems like something straight out of a night terror... but this night terror was all too real for our friend the cattoid here, when what started as another lonely friday night stuck at home, turned into a fight to stay alive. luckily, the cattoid escaped from this "fire bath" with only minor lacerations. but an even greater question lingers: what could have possibly caused this? as it turns out, the culprit wasn't all that hard to find. prior to taking the bath, cattoid had contacted a plumber to service a leaky faucet. whether due to deliberate tampering, or just on the job tomfoolery, the clueless plumber accidentally swapped the water pipes feeding the bathroom, with the molten lava pipes designed to power the hell generator in the house's basement. an easy mistake to make, yes... but one which all certified plumbers know better than to make. make sure to always check your big pipe before running the water. remember: if its blue, that water be true! if it's red, you'll soon be dead! (from tt @ thenalafrancine) - @myths_and_stories