@disheveledbabyshelf: All before i clock in for a double

Ali 🥺 :

Ur right there IS no way😭😭😭

jude :

gaysecksandthecity :

Everyone thinks they’re the main character

Cozmic :

this is so funny 😭😭 I’d milk this story for months

👼🏻 :

did she think the barista was telepathic 😭

raspberryintheory :

Not the psychic café 😭😂

Mrs. B |-/ 🍉 :

I wish I could be as delirious as them, she sounds so happy being that way 😭

nathalia :

There’s actually no way 😭😭😭

audriannago :

and it's always the most common drink ever 😭

Sophia Jade :

I work at a restaurant with a pick up shelf, lady walks in “I have a pick up order for Shelby that said it’s ready but this bag says Thomas?????” Oh my god there are four other bags on the shelf

mackenzie :

Why would she think that 😭

Faith ツ :

She was born five minutes ago wow😭

😼 :

she thought they had mind readers working back there 😭😭

Taytaytay :

It’s her world- we’re just living in it

Bless :

I loved you in Spider-Man

Janet Gorman :

😭 What is wrong with people

𝓔💋 :

When a girl took my drink with MY NAME ON IT and goes,”um this is not the size I ordered.” THEN CHECKS THE NAME after taking a sip , side eyed her so badddd

ccdanna6 :

You’re so androgynous it’s genuinely astonishing. Sorry if that’s not what you’re aligned with but you look amazing regardless!

denver :

HAS NOT YET ORDERED😭😭

Ashley :

this would have infuriated me

Breannachanel :

this pissed me off so bad lmao

Meena :

Imagine voicing that thought out loud