@malizamboni: She didn’t clean the ruler before hand btw #bookclub #bookreviews #bookrec #bookreviewer #bookrecommendation

✨Nina✨ :

Some things should stay on AO3

Night :

ok wait this is one of those crazy books like the the door and lamp ones that ive been wanting to read purely for how insane they are so i need to know where to read this😂😂

Kane | grockdrian #1 fan :

this is date everything

🐉 Gardom Savage :

Gauge and his Sharpie buddy are bisexual boyfriends looking for their woman. That's my head cannon for pride month.

Rae🩷 :

I gotta know how her mom got a calculator to fit up there

Andy :

if i put a bill up there... do i get a president or a billionaire?

Amy :

Why did she wait until her daughter turned 27 to tell her 😭

•yūrei-chan• :

I just know that HURTTT 😭😭

Stacy youknow :

everything but a cup ❌️everything but a man✅️

Haven :

So there’s this game called Date Everything

Kenzie Driftwood 🧟‍♀️🍓📚 :

NOT IT BEING A WHOLE SERIES 😅😭

VioletMouse00 :

my biggest problem with this is that she has a ruler in her nightstand. like, I gotta a lot of chargers, books, chapstick, maybe some snacks, but a ruler?

Kei Inu-Chan Kurosaki :

what in the Date Everything!😭

Plato :

augustrobertson18 :

“It can’t be alive already” please say they used a plant

Amy (ᐡ- ﻌ •ᐡ) :

hey queen if I wrote a short unconventional romance story, would you read it for funsies 😭 you could even blindly point at an unanimated object in the room and I'll do it for fun since summer break is approaching

AthenaGray93 :

So, does the object always become a man? What if the woman with this curse was a lesbian? Does the curse align with their sexualities? Does it also make the object into their type in a partner or is it more on the random side? I’m strangely invested in the lore

Aimee🤍 :

I’m in a terrible reading slump and you’re reading this 😭 I might spiral

Death Queen :

theres a book where this girl is soo lonely and thinks she'll never find love . one day she goes to the bathroom where she has a number 2.... she fell in love with a peice poop... things happen

𓃵☽𝑮𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒚☾𓃵 :

It’s giving date everything kinda