@reddit6288: AT MY WIFE'S COMPANY DINNER, HER COWORKER LAUGHED AND SAID, "WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A HOUSEHUSBAND WHILE SHE EARNS THE MILLIONS?" EVERYONE LAUGHED. EVEN MY WIFE. I SMILED AND ASKED THE CEO, "WHAT'S IT LIKE KNOWING THIS HOUSEHUSBAND OWNS 61% OF YOUR COMPANY?" THE ROOM FROZE.