@reddit4664: WHILE I WAS ON A WEEKEND TRIP WITH MYKIDS, MY FIANCEE "BORROWED" MY LAPTOP"FOR HER DAUGHTER'S HOMEWORK."HER MOM SAID: "YOU LEFT IT HERE - THATMEANS YOU DIDN'T REALLY NEED IT." I DIDNTYELL. THEN HER DAUGHTER PULLED INTOTHE DRIVEWAY ON A BRAND-NEW $2,300ELECTRIC BIKE AND SAID: "THANKS AGAIN.MOM." I PACKED, LEFT A STICKY NOTE ONTHE FRIDGE: "FROM NOW ON, THEMORTGAGE IS NOT MY RESPONSIBILITy