@riosvalentinax: so we decided to try one of those stupid golf trick shots where i lay down and she hits the ball off my butt and we spent forever trying to balance the tee in the grass while i was lowkey terrified she was going to whack my spine. she finally takes this massive swing and it was a perfect hit but literally a second later i let out the loudest fart of my entire life because i was clenching my stomach so hard trying to stay still. we both just lost our minds laughing but the absolute worst part was realizing we weren't alone because right as it happened i looked up and there was a random older guy standing right behind us staring in pure shock. he had a front row seat to me being a human golf tee and then blasting off into the quiet morning air and i wanted the ground to swallow me whole while we were just cackling helplessly in the grass 😭💀