@thesharptwins:

TripleG :

"Let's be very vague about what we're talking about and then get angry when people ask questions about what we mean"

liv 🐻 :

"Lets have really exciting conversation and then as soon as they join and say something appropriate for the topic lets get really silent and stare off like theyve just made the worst comment possible"

🐈‍⬛ mreow :

ill act like were bestfriends right then randomly just stop talking to them altogether

Nyoom ♀️🌸 :

ask someone to elaborate what they're talking about and then cringe at their amount of knowledge or passion about it!! 🥰🥰🥰

fishfishfish :

“ Stop talking so loud! “ i’m not being loud? “ your screaming “ I,m not?

MD :

This opened my fourth eye thank you

mikehicks290 :

"Let's mumble and whisper and then get mad at him for not hearing us."

Fat¥4iiii :

🍒 goddess saige 🍒 :

Let’s also lie about our intent.

Ruru D. Puppy :

yes i am real human would you like too go skateboards

Edie :

I’m have the tingle in my nose to cry because little me was so for real wanting to believe people cared about me, but was made fun of for being a little hyper, on repeat and somehow I’m a 55 year old grandma and little me still wishes ppl didn’t suck

Thosejokesarentfunnydropout69 :

“Let’s ask people how they feel about my insecurities and then get really upset when they’re honest”

max :

This ones peak frfr

Camila :

Realest shit in the world

jayjeetee :

if they interrupt we can help them by explaining that interrupting is the worst thing you can do to someone. this helps them to stop being awful

Mylène :

Let’s ask people how they are doing and not give a damn about how they are doing.

P :

This is my new favourite account 😂

Megan Samps🇨🇦 :

"Have you tried less screen time?" "Have you tried disciplining him at home?" "Maybe try not giving him chips for lunch" "Maybe you should try more fish oil."

hwoktty20 :

Why is this so accurate 😭

James Sharp :

sounds good 👍

Sage_The_Femboy 🐌 :

I get too hyper sometimes and end up shouting or raising my voice but I can't hear it and I make everyone annoyed 😭