@xomorris: 👁️👄👁️ strap yourself to the bed mamas coming home

Mon Nashed :

nah cause why did I genuinely think I was asexual before? 😅

Plucks7 :

“Date a man you not really into” that sht baffles me. Cause why??

amyflorencex :

I can’t talk here, Flo app me

cherrylicious :

ovulating even in luteal

CatT :

I thought my plumbing was broken. Turns out I just had the wrong plumber. We good now.

JJ🌙 :

my ex was adamant I was asexual but my bf now proved me very wrong

Rossoneri :

Norma🇩🇰✝️ :

tomc6660 :

She thought “yeah, I’m gonna say that out loud on the internet”

Cassie Kizer :

I fear I was married to the first kind and thank god I escaped

~shiner~ :

This is so accurate it’s scary. I’ll let this man do whateva he asks for 🫡

Míra :

my brain is poisoned, i cannot think about anything else

Miguel Segura :

I hate when it’s a chore 😭

Melissa :

I recently discovered the second one and when I tell you I can’t function correctly in my daily life anymore 💀

itsmel 🎀 :

Got me Looking like that all of the time

User281084830 :

This is a corn ad btw

Nicole :

I only want it once every two months. I’m good lol

steph <3 :

Like girl I GENUINELY through I was forever going to celibate after my last relationships. Nothing ever felt “good”. But my god ! My partner just hits different. Never in my life would I think I would have felt / experienced what I have with anyone before him.