walked by a little kid with a poorly secured piece of candy in his hand today, almost relapsed
2026-08-02 12:10:46
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Harmacy :
for every day you are not evil l triple my evil output.
2026-06-09 18:38:44
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MKOsiris :
how do you stop the cravings when you wake up?
2026-06-08 22:55:47
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Hi :
3 years clean here bro, got ice cream with my old nemesis yesterday he’s pretty chill. it gets easier bro 🙏
2026-06-09 20:40:35
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connor :
I understand this is a joke but it reminds me that It’s almost been a month since I quit drinking soda thanks man 🤙
2026-06-10 05:27:04
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Andy B :
Unfortunate, I just put the finishing touches on my makeconoroncomedyevil-inator
2026-06-11 15:08:05
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Drwnken Cat ᗢ💥 :
but what if i want to keep my evil robots of destruction with me? they are like my children to me 😢
2026-08-06 19:16:25
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venndrowned :
if you arent gonna use it could i hold onto it
2026-06-08 22:41:25
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Lae'zels wife :
im thinkin about giving up ownership of the moon :/
2026-06-12 21:28:56
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thewizardcancerio :
...I'll put the scrolls away.
2026-06-10 14:18:52
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Mr. Bombastic 🧀 :
I said goodbye to my last henchmen today lots of crying was involved...
2026-08-06 23:33:51
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mmmmjuice :
okay but the issue with this way of thinking is that it doesn’t benefit anyone EXCEPT other people. when you could be doing things that benefit yourself.
2026-06-09 23:43:24
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teaerror3 :
Every Villain in Gotham if Arkham wasn’t the worst place ever
2026-08-05 05:13:47
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luke.cats :
Respect, dude. Just rented out my torture labyrinth to a nice family from florida. Feels good joining the good side doesn’t it?
2026-08-02 07:08:22
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.+.cloud.+. :
I threw a person into lava today. I mistook her for my old henchman… god I miss her.
2026-08-05 20:34:55
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grahampa :
plot of megamind
2026-06-10 18:23:06
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Alyrena :
The Evil Villain Convention will just not be the same without you and your giant freaking lasers. 😩
2026-06-10 14:50:53
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chefcookie12🇵🇸🍉 :
thanks man
2026-06-08 20:28:33
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elirallen :
but... evil is an idea created by others to avoid dealing with their own nature. if you understand your own nature, you can keep the giant laser
2026-06-10 00:34:50
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ch3rrys0da :
Dude it’s like I don’t even know you anymore
2026-06-10 20:38:33
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𝙁𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙚𝙙_ :
I mean yeah, but cmon, a giant laser is pretty sick
2026-06-11 17:14:53
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Bitty :
this is genuinely how i feel
2026-06-08 22:49:06
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