@kaylee.jaye: Very scary movie I liked it! #obsession #wishes

Luis :

I wish to be able to fly which can only be activated, deactivated, and controlled by my conscious, deliberate intent. It cannot be triggered by dreams, intrusive thoughts, or unconscious muscle spasms. I will have the same intuitive control over my flight speed, direction, and altitude as I do over walking. While flying or levitating, my body including my skin, organs, eyes, and any clothing or items I am holding or wearing will be instantly and comfortably protected by a passive, invisible, and harmless kinetic and thermal shield. This shield will perfectly regulate my body temperature to a comfortable 21°C (70°F), provide an breathable pocket of oxygen at standard atmospheric pressure, and prevent any harm from high-velocity wind, insects, debris, atmospheric pressure changes, or friction.

ty_mmxx :

I love that the One Wish Willow isn’t cursed at all. Like it’s just very literal. It’s not gonna twist your words, it’ll just take them at face value. Ian wished for a billion dollars and it started falling from his roof. But because Bear sucks and worded it so poorly, the wish itself was cursed

Marinette :

My wish would be to have the powers of the Scarlett witch

ILOVEYOUOG :

A billion dollars untaxable

user8543894240603 :

lawyers specialized in drafting wishes

Allie :

I've learn my lesson after watching Once upon a time... "All magic comes with a price." — Mr. Gold / Rumplestiltskin

SlaughterSluth :

fairly odd parents taught that even when a wish goes exactly how you want there is a decent chance it won't satisfy you as much as you suspected it would.

JRatt :

can't remember who it was, I think Danny Motta, said that he'd end every wish with "and everything turns out fine and well for me without anyone getting harmed" or something. so like, same

RichAFK :

it's kinda of like zombies right? we ALL have zombie apocalypse plans BECAUSE zombies are so common in media, that's why in universe they're Walkers or The Dead cus if the characters knew about zombies there'd be no stakes

Ratlas :

I think to me its less "his wish was worded poorly and shit" more so its an immediate reflection of how little he cared abt nikki felt. Instead of a "i wish i could have just said how i felt" "i wish i wasn't so scared ti takk ti her" it was a "I wish she loved me" bc he already knew she didn't

poornotinspirit :

There is in fact a movie with this premise, it’s called “Three thousand years of longing” It stars Tilda Swindon and Idris Elba

Zayy 🇵🇸 :

Js wish for whatever you want and add “ with absolutely no negative consequences or outcomes that result from my wishes”

Gaidge Kettle :

Since I was a CHILD wishing on a star I had that worded like a lawyer

Omegian1 :

Ben Eisenhauer :

OR a genie that genuinely wants to take a wish above and beyond in the best way but nobody trusts him so he's a little depressed with how hyperspecific people are, cutting off his creative flow on what he could have truly gifted them

KGRhys :

Reminds me of an episode of Supernatural where a lawyer makes a deal with Crowley. He goes through and edits the whole contract and then has his secretary, make triplicates.

KX355 :

I literally thought I would wish for 1bn in my bank account, already taxed, and the money hasn't arrived into my account in a suspicious manner and is not seen as surprising to anyone who sees my account

Mick Mulvihill :

Genie gets a law degree and we’re fucked

TheFernandoFrom ABBA :

now I'm sad that wishes don't exist

a potato :

Im not superstitious but... I *Knock on wood* every time JUST IN CASE!

thebobanort :

im not superstitious but im a little stitious so im careful when I declare things to the universe

Goofyassname.jpg. :

I feel like the genie trying to screw people over works better as a series rather than a movie due to the potential for dealing with wishes is almost endless in that way

DragoBadger10🍉 :

From time to time I think about meeting a genie with the standard rules. I always make an effort to make sure I write everything down and have it looked over by a contract. Lawyer then have my first wish be “ for everything on this note pad to come through.” And then I’ll have a clause in the back of it saying he has to read my mind in order to grant the wish Ernestly.

ProfoundCloud66 :

Me personally if I could wish for anything it’s between an iron man suit or Ben 10’s omnitrix, just saying