@carrottlime: help me help you <3 #feminism #pov #comedy

Kelsey🩷 :

I’m too silly and cute I can’t work :(

Kari (with an “air”) :

Big fan of what you’re doing here. Please never stop!

Chocho :

First impression of you and I’m obsessed.

Ibby :

I genuinely didn’t even realize this was an option. I’m thrilled at how my luck has turned.

Its_LIZ_33 :

I just…..don’t know

Katy :

"ill do whatever you need help with but can you make me a list?..."

Eva Monroe. :

this is actually just me all the time

mads :

Me but unironically

Diabolical :

Where were you when I was 20? This could've changed my life

Offlineenergy✨ :

I literally told my husband that I have mom patience now and I’ll keep asking him to do things regardless of whether or not I’ll need to redo them after 😂

dormousedesigns :

Love the Eloise print behind you! I love those books. Also this is hilarious, keep it up. 🙌🏻

Angelica :

I just met you and unfortunately, I like you a lot

luna :

silent repost

✰⭒๋࣭ ⭑ :

me with every bf i get

<3 :

this is how i talk to my husband

Jane Doe :

I forgot my wallet today...not on purpose or anything but now, after an entire day out not driving and unable to pay... our money is our money but not spending what's in my account on boring stuff today was wonderful 🥰. oops, I'm going to be very forgetful from now on. forgetting how to clean anything, cook, "babe? how do you fold the towels to get them so perfect? I just can't do it like you.." 😅

Camille 🌙 :

“Well I thought about it..”

disco_tits13 :

holly gee$ :

You’re seriously so funny 😂😂😂❤️

Ivy🌿🪽💞✨️ :

Activism <3

unicornglittershowgirl :

My boyfriend recently asked me to teach him to be kind. Excuse me. That was your mother’s job.

lavender🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍉 :

Alexis Rose

Tangie43❌ :

Tell me how to help you 😩was the best

Mikayla :

Tellll me how to help youuu