@mrshanjaro:

Corey :

"Text '1' for JD Vance! Text '2' for Karoline Leavitt! Text '3' for..."

MeggieDesigns :

Make it a pay-per-view… give all the proceeds to PBS.

Morherskiss :

Sponsored by BRAWNDO!!!

slychicken45 :

as long as it's the orange first lol

WYGYSY :

Made this joke on Reddit and got banned for 3 days

Shannon :

televised, you say?

DGCarr :

Until now, I never understood why so many people were interested in being present to witness public X.

LBH :

✨Hopecore✨

BlueEyed_Gal :

Call in voting like American idol

Talkingbirdguy :

For the first time in my life, I'd finally pay for pay-per-view.

CarolRyann :

YOU!!! I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!

DapplegrayManor :

shanks :

Jess_NonStop :

Epic content.

GigiSicilian :

100% #HOPECORE!

Lola Collins :

Hheeeeyyyy.... now that's an idea!!

just me :

that I'd watch.

🧿HEX THE FUCKING PATRIARCHY🧿 :

I'd be less furious about our taxes.

Oh_no :

THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING

Tracy H :

You know, I would not oppose it staying up if it’s used for this purpose! I love the idea. Financially would be amazing because then we could sell tickets pay-per-view and people would actually buy tickets to see this. I like it. Good idea.

danibobani86 :

I like the way you think. 🤣

idahoughan :

For those celebrating this idea, no matter what side of the aisle you land on, who decides what constitutes someone as a traitor?

Omar Gerd :

vip tickets start at $1 million and you get more than just a front row seat, you get to participate 🤣🤣

Lacey Jo 🦎 :

They’re playing checkers, you’re playing chess 👑