@schrodingers.fraud: #rezero #onepiece #slander #anime #xyzbca One Piece characters are completely cooked the second Pandora steps onto the Grand Line. The entire verse runs entirely on tragic, 15-chapter-long flashbacks, and Pandora literally manipulates reality by rewriting what happened in the past. Oda will spend six months drawing a heartbreaking backstory for a villain just for Pandora to say, "Um, actually, that didn't happen," completely erasing their tragic motivation and leaving them standing there confused. Luffy tries to activate Gear 5? Pandora just rewrites history so that Luffy choked on the Gum-Gum fruit as a kid and the series ended in East Blue. Zoro tries to slice her? She deletes Kuina’s stairs from existence, changing his entire life trajectory. You don't even need advanced Haki or Ancient Weapons when your opponent can just gaslight the narrator and rewrite the manga panels in real-time. The Straw Hats are getting soloed by a literal retcon.

Strongest larper of all time :

Pandora the witch of flashbacks😭✌️

SHIFTYSHEEN(#1 MF DOOM GLAZER) :

natsuki_subaru :

Divine slander General

MrFakeMoney :

Mushoku Tensei, Re:Zero and One Piece all in one TikTok 😭 dear god bro

34ztt_ :

i can't even hate on the pandora slender as a pandora fan since it's the only time she gets mentioned

Eternal_blue_sky :

This has insane megumi remember me as the first commenter

FB. :

And then Blackbeard appears and wins off screen 😂

Mr. Beam Attack :

and then she ceases to exist after realizing that a time skip is a reverse flash back

paramorejunkie :

Pandora the second she walks into early Naruto

jdw :

she will be the final boss trust

AFridgeAtMe :

Pandora when she sees a mom in a One Piece backstory

Freedom :

Then she figures out about demon slayer…

Metallic :

special grade slander😭💔✌️

NotAffiliatedWithRJ🤖 :

luffy will finally find the one piece just for all the treasure to be gone and a flashback will play of pandora finding it years earlier

water white :

losing to dragon because he doesnt have shit

Azriel :

all the words after the third are not needed btw

Dart monkey :

We’re truly in a slander renaissance

Coolguy101 :

Fun fact: pandora just inserted herself in everyones backstory flashbacks so she could hide

استغفرالله العظيم :

she will depart after hearing that Naruto has more flashbacks

StayMad :

who?

pianoprofitonal :

legendary slander

Ollzen :

Don't let Pandora get near Naruto