I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you need them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
2026-06-10 14:26:30
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ℬℯ𝓃𝓉ℯ 𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓋ℯ :
Where did you find the first clip? The edit omg I’m not okay
2026-06-16 17:56:47
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Lewis 🦎 :
My tummy hurts
2026-06-16 18:30:47
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vodkashot ⋆˚꩜ :
no thankyou
2026-06-16 15:58:48
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ampisecret :
One more and i’m going to YouTube dude
2026-06-15 16:54:50
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Tessaaa😛💝 :
pro tip:read the captions first! i saved myself from being traumatized for the 100000000th time this week💜
2026-06-14 09:53:23
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Mr.Prince :
you mean the crown is foreshadowing what will happen next??
2026-06-15 09:17:42
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★ :
you did not kiss the brick
2026-06-10 17:29:54
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Millie :
If you were my grandma I’d sing
2026-06-11 18:40:30
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⋆.☪︎˚。 ro ・゚✯ ⋆ :
it's not fair i'm seeing this on my birthday 💔
2026-06-16 20:27:34
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2026-06-09 17:07:02
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×͜× :
2026-06-09 17:17:51
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_chiaraaiorio :
dude i’ve just opened tiktok
2026-06-10 17:12:07
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Trey. :
oh... abríste una herida...
2026-06-13 19:03:56
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