@nopanicbutton: Rehearsed apologies are a new thing for me.

牙の狼 (Fang Wolf) :

when did the butt cheeks get added to the footprints on the ceiling

hal :

Morbidlysick :

have the imprints on the ceiling been added to? I don't remember the booty cheek imprint before

Giftedbryan :

Is it just me, or how long has that....... Imprint been there?

Chaotic Gamer Josh :

you came close with that last onw

Sokemaru Cross :

try this. "I'm sorry I yelled when we were out driving, but you really need to learn to drive responsible. your mother is a wonderful woman and i love her with every fiber of my being, but I'm sure you know now why I don't ride in any of the passenger seats with her behind the wheel."

SeerOfTimeAndGeers 🏳️‍⚧️👻 :

"Im sorry I yelled at you but the way you are driving is unsafe for both you and the other drivers on the road and thats something we can work on together so that you become a safer driver." or something like that might sound right

Ruhk1981 CB919 :

that last one 🤣🤣🤣 that sent me 😂😂

Punching Cat :

When sarcasm is your second language, it’s hard to stick to just your first.

Big Country 1776 :

The last one made me spit my Gatorade out

perra331 :

man teaching somone else to drive is a high risk work.

troll1776 :

The last one is about perfect.

Jay :

I lost it on the D & C🤣🤣

Kurgoy :

Nah, I HAVE to use that last one🤣🤣🤣

maddoxbrandes :

last one was perfect.

T-Rex the Truth :

You ever do any voice acting?

Sleep paralysis demon :

Survive

hal :

Tyler Abernathy :

So this is who taught him?

crazykennyforever :

dependinh on the intersection i get it like left lane can only turn left and right lane is straight throw then you have to change over to the left lane

Jesse Brandt :

Kris :

The last one was it for sure. 😂😂😂

Maggierain :

good luck. my dad still can't talk to me about my driving 😂

Clint_Ray :

I feel you man, you should work cattle sometime. We have a saying, if it’s said during working cattle it doesn’t count.

Captain Brick Face :

😅I wish I could get this whole thing as a ringtone!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣