Secrets fall into three buckets. One, so boring that I’ll forget about it so like. Secret’s safe with me. Two, so juicy and low stakes I’m obvi going to tell someone. Three, so salacious and horrible I am mad I know about it and have to actively push it from my mind.
2026-06-10 22:30:58
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Abgapoz :
I’m still telling 😏
2026-06-12 00:17:22
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BB :
I had a friend once who got all his friends on zoom for a big surprise. The big surprise he announced was we’re all going to Paris………….but need to pay our own way. Same concept. 😂
2026-06-10 22:17:26
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𝓛 :
When they tell you a "secret" that everybody and their mother knows
2026-06-11 13:38:49
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sarahMac850 :
I simply wouldn’t remember what they said
2026-06-11 01:49:29
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💙danni_bree0💙 :
It’s like “I’m actually kinda mad you told me this nonsense..🥴”
2026-06-12 23:18:16
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Kendal :
Won’t even tell my cat
2026-06-17 11:18:24
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Catherine :
or when they say "don't tell anyone" and you don't know a single person in common. dammit I was already texting "Hey this girl you don't know has a crush on this guy you don't know"
2026-06-11 04:22:09
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Amy ✨ Biz Astrologer :
It’s like the influencers who say you might wanna block me after this and then proceed to say the most mediocre opinion
2026-06-11 03:58:53
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harper lawrence :
Mother in law would a) tell me the most mundane stuff like it was nuclear codes or something and then b) tell me I couldn’t tell ANYONE and I was like ma’am we LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW ANY OF THE SAME PEOPLE. WHO AM I GONNA TELL
2026-06-13 21:40:03
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.j.eve :
My boss did that. We weren’t allowed to share who the new hire was. No one even knew who he was.
2026-06-11 01:17:12
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Seer :
I volunteer at a listening service and you would not believe the absolutely mundane and uneventful confessions i get after "so this is fully confidential, right..?"
2026-06-18 11:31:51
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Brooke 🌻🎃 :
if you're gonna give me a secret, make it good
2026-06-11 02:43:03
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Colin Robinson :
Forgot it as they were talking.
2026-06-12 20:33:11
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❀Charley❀ :
Or it’s something really good that wouldn’t even affect them if someone else knew so now I just walk around with absolutely awesome harmless drama😞
2026-06-12 06:42:57
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Susan Marie Sparks :
You have such a gift with words. 🥰
2026-06-11 11:16:09
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ekd :
OMG yes. Like who am I going to tell? Who would care?
2026-06-13 00:33:15
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seaweedsnacks :
I’ve missed you
2026-06-11 05:42:29
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shantelleigh500 :
I don't care enough to tell
2026-06-11 02:53:46
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AngieM :
in my head I say, I don't know anyone that would be interested in this. Who would I tell??
2026-06-15 18:20:13
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ana vanessa ✌🏼 :
You’re nails are always stealing the show girlie im obsessed with the barbie pink 💅💗
2026-06-11 00:16:50
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