⌞𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚢⌝𝙲𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚌⃤
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Thursday 11 June 2026 09:20:22 GMT
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🫂👾Jenna👾🫂 :
IN THE REMAKE THEY REMOVED THE JOEL SHUFFLE
2026-06-12 05:24:37
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amelia :
I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked.
2026-06-12 07:47:47
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eléa ⋆˙⟡ :
you should really hire a bodyguard i’m being serious rn
2026-06-11 20:55:11
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Nopocat :
delete this
2026-06-11 21:20:37
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Tristan :
Cyberbullying
2026-06-11 21:06:47
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Maely.💣 (seeing lsf) :
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says “delivered” but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you’ve already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don’t remember putting there and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times and have a nice day
2026-06-14 13:09:45
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🦌🦌 :
I’m not in the mood.
2026-06-11 21:40:57
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♡‧₊˚ 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓲𝓮 ˚₊‧♡ :
Why would u do that ….
2026-06-11 21:05:45
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alexia :
#endcyberbullying
2026-06-12 02:22:21
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Kyra :
I thought it was going to be a nice funny Joel vid
2026-06-12 00:42:30
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miaaa :
no
2026-06-11 21:03:01
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🧁 :
Absolutely not wtf
2026-06-12 00:28:44
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🫂👾Jenna👾🫂 :
I VOTED YES THINKING IT WAS JS THE JOEL SHUFFLE
2026-06-12 05:25:20
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