@its.anya.lacey: Women literally go from 0 to 100 within a matter of seconds. I was just about to get up and take the trash out right after she asked me, does those 3 seconds of setting my phone down really count as procrastination in this instance?? I think she just needs to learn how to be more patient. #relatable #crazygirlfriend #forthemen #datinglife #womenbelike

stary g :

see? you can do it yourself

bluerasberryhh :

cus we know ”one second” is usually ”ohhh i forgot”

Nope :

one second passed so you need to apologize

briankraft5 :

I love the single life

Mister.Hollywood :

alex106774 :

There was two days of space left in that bin!

Jody Will :

Now ask her about supper

🛟⚓️⚓️🛟 :

082_samu :

My mom be like

Capt.JESUSsKID :

It’s not full

Reggie Mitchell :

why did you open that bin so violently, what did it do?😱

Jubelfreu :

Now or never

Joka D’Amico 🧿🪬🦋🇺🇸 :

Run, run for the hills lad.

Liam Cawley :

just why

Jameskies :

it wasnt even full

Jeremy 🥓 🥓 :

its not even full lol

Darren :

you're beautiful

❌Rednecktiffide❌ :

being single is so worth it

CaptainLeadbottom :

That can wasn’t even close to full. Still had “push down” room too!

GR3Y :

I have a saying for this scenario : I don’t live my life on your time.

123556&1 :

As true as the day is long. lol.

GirthQuake69 :

This is a life hack. Now he has a couple minutes of peace and quiet.

🇩🇪🇮🇹 :

My Mother

Kevinb :

Just tell her good job