The couch goalkeeper analyst
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j9hundred :
a regular person no. an average football player yes
2026-06-11 23:14:08
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Max :
Every professional player can weld it into the top corner on the training ground. Penalties in an actual match are 90% psychology.
2026-06-26 16:31:13
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Anthony Churchill :
Most people in Europe who play could score more than they miss
2026-06-11 22:57:23
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Toby :
Against matt turner aswell imagine against a top keeper
2026-06-11 21:22:56
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roversowl :
He can’t even kick a ball
2026-06-12 06:15:53
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justanotherhuman :
“Desperation mode” and it looked like a normal ass goalie save
2026-07-03 14:18:51
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amc1987_ :
Yeah I mean an average person should score at least 1 and probably 2 in 10.
2026-06-27 09:51:21
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Sauvage :
that's not full power not even close 🤔
2026-06-26 22:16:15
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Jake :
I think out of 10 PKs most average Joe’s are scoring at least one. But a lot of average Joe’s have very readable penalty techniques. Maybe you’ll score early, but the GK is going to figure you the more shots you take. Against Joe’s we’re not just “guessing.” We’re picking picking up cues about where you’re likely to shoot.
2026-06-23 15:16:28
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RyanKennett14 :
most of us are NOT kicking it like that 😂💀
2026-06-26 13:24:30
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myboyblue43 :
I’m good enough to place it in the top corner. I just don’t thing I will hit it hard enough for them to not get to it.
2026-06-12 16:45:15
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Lindelani Mhlongo :
technic is not there😭😭
2026-06-26 17:45:54
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pa063s :
I'd say it depends if the person actually knows a little something about shooting techniques. If so, the rate is probably a little higher
2026-06-27 21:51:15
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AARON05 :
Power is not really important on PK but technique does. For example the perfect Zidane panenka goal against Buffon in the World Cup 2006.
2026-06-30 07:35:52
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Dangerdulf :
Seeing this for real really makes you realize just how powerful pros shoot. I think people see it on tv and SEVERELY underestimate how slow the average person‘s shot is even at full power.
2026-06-11 23:15:05
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dusundovar :
PKs are pure luck on both sides
2026-06-12 18:13:34
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Odogwu_SOSA :
By regular person do you also include ppl who have consistently played at an amateur level ?
2026-06-11 21:29:41
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SomeName224 :
I was pretty good and I feel like I could maybe score 1 or 2 out of 5 on an MLS level goalie.
2026-07-01 04:34:25
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John Terry5231 :
Well the average person doesn't know how to kick, so no they couldn't, if you can teach an avaeage person how to kick then yes 100% they would be able to do it consistently, just because 11 meter is a short enough distance to not need that much speed on the ball to score a goal with enough accuracy
2026-06-29 07:22:45
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masonhabut25 :
Dudes in trainers. No power or not near corner. keepers would ace 95% min of his shots like this
2026-06-11 23:03:21
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No Caller ID :
What would you classify as a regular person? Like i stopped playing organised when I was around 13 and very rarely play now but obviously I know how to kick a ball better than that. Not even saying I could consistently but at what point is it no longer a “regular person”?
2026-06-27 12:16:05
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Mister Wayne :
A PK inherently has a strong advantage to the shooter. So strong that it can overcome wide gaps in talent, but just because it’s doable, doesn’t mean we can do it
2026-06-11 23:35:54
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amaly :
the thing with penalty in real life is dealing with stress
2026-06-23 23:17:44
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Noblet9 :
Definitely accurate. There is a minimum amount of consistent power and accuracy required before a professional goalkeeper would even need to consider guessing instead of purely reacting. Most people can't do that.
2026-06-23 04:01:32
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