@reddithsef: MY MOM GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM AT CHRISTMAS DINNER IN FRONT OF 30 RELATIVES: "PAY FOR YOUR SISTER'S $93K DREAM WEDDING OR YOU'RE DEAD TO THIS FAMILY." MY DAD STOOD UP AND SAID, "EVERY PERSON AT THIS TABLE AGREES—YOU OWE HER THIS." NOW THEY'RE CALLING 122 TIMES A DAY, 54 VOICEMAILS SOBBING.