"that fart is pulling a trailer" has been added to my Dictionary
2026-06-13 14:36:12
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nova :
the porcelain throne is calling for it's leader
2026-10-31 01:51:54
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Martin :
I’m getting a push notification.
2026-06-16 05:58:59
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Hanna Kay :
"There's a disturbance in my southern chakras"
2026-06-14 02:37:49
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Bails :
tapping fabric is diabolical
2026-06-14 13:46:13
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Ana :
i just say "i'm peachy"
2026-06-15 20:51:19
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Bash :
seperate the art from the artist is goated
2026-06-15 16:27:02
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Deerhunter71118🦆 :
My dad would fart and say “I think I got a package with that letter”
2026-06-16 01:26:30
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Momma T :
my dad would say that my mom was "playing queen for the day"
2026-10-31 01:42:50
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Hunter Ward :
My friend group used to say "going to take a thick piss"
2026-06-17 06:39:23
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Melangmatic :
I say sometimes "Nature is calling me"
2026-06-13 20:28:22
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Pranav :
Bummy ache is the best
2026-06-13 23:41:01
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Galactinat :
“Dad how much does a fart weigh?” “A fart doesn’t weigh anything” “then I think I just shit my pants” -my dad’s favorite joke
2026-06-16 22:17:46
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Adam Steeley :
“We’re at Shitcon 1” is always my favourite
2026-06-13 18:25:19
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ale158807 :
"farts are getting solid over here" - I say as I run to the porcelain throne
2026-06-13 12:44:09
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Rooster :
Someone on the jobsite said “we need to hurry up because ive been yo-yoing this thing for like an hour” took me a min to realize what he was talking about
2026-06-17 04:19:25
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paddyO’ :
“I need to go cut a cigar”
2026-06-16 12:20:34
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your mom :
In Germany we have a saying "Der Stift malt schon" which means "The pencil is drawing already"
2026-06-16 02:29:09
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sp420_garage :
“Time for me to go and exfoliate my biggest pore”
2026-06-14 22:58:28
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❌ Skavenja ❌ :
I have a fart with luggage 👍
2026-06-13 12:00:50
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_minge_wizard_ :
I came up with one of my own I’m proud of. “Nature is calling and they aren’t leaving a voicemail”
2026-06-14 10:46:34
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Negan :
Tf is Jerry talking about
2026-07-24 05:43:14
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@Dandle95 :
For farts not poop but one time I farted in front of a girl and she said “your voice is different but your breath smells the same”
2026-06-17 17:14:04
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davidmcleanjr 🏴 :
I need to 3D print something wins 🤣
2026-06-13 18:20:27
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zibzebglorbnikito :
I usually just say im prairie dogging
2026-06-14 00:17:39
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