@reddit5292: AT DAD'S BIRTHDAY DINNER, MYSISTER ANNOUNCED: "AMANDA ISOUR FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT."EVERYONE LAUGHED ANDAGREED. WHEN THE $3,000BILL CAME, DAD PANICKEDHIS CARD WAS DECLINED.THE WAITER LOOKED AT ME ANDSAID, "SHOULD I PUT THIS ONYOUR USUAL ACCOUNT, MS. CHEN?"29:02THEIR LAUGHTER DIED INSTANT