@reddit62530: At my sister's birthday brunch, she toasted loudly: "To me. And to people who know how to stay in their lane." Everyone looked my way. I lifted my mimosa and said, "To people who now have 30 days to find a new apartment since I just sold the condo you live in." Silence. Then her fork hit the plate. And my mom whispered, "What did you do?" I just took a sip and said.