@moontxxi: Eric Cartman can hide in straight relationships as much as he wants, where in the first case he’s an abuser for his gf whom he remakes to suit himself, and in the second case he fetishizes his Jewish family (Jewishness which he is supposed to HATE btw) where he’s forced to live in an idealized version of himself because if he shows his real self it will scare his family away... but ultimately we all know what he really wants. oh Eric you’re a crack baby who don't know what you want but you know that you want it and you know that you want it bad. #southpark #kylebroflovski #ericcartman #kylexcartman #kyman 💚❤️